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Doom 3 is out and I was reading some of the comments on Slashdot. I came across these two that are making me laugh out loud:

My letter to my boss (Score:5, Funny)
by UnknowingFool (672806) on Tuesday August 03, @08:35PM (#9874215)
Dear boss,
With the release of Doom3 today, I am taking two weeks of vacation effective immediately. I will not be reachable by direct email, cell phone or smoke signals. Should you feel the need to contact me, please leave a message and I will respond when I stop playing the game because I started hallucinating.

It make take me a while to respond as I expect my fingers to have fallen off by that point. Also, I will most likely be unintelligeable so be prepared not to understand a word I say. After two weeks, please alert all my co-workers to my return. They will need to prepare for my two weeks of body odor as well as purchase very dark sunglasses. I expect I will be very pale by then, perhaps blindingly pale.

Sincerely,
Your local Space Marine.
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Re:My letter to my boss (Score:5, Funny)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 03, @10:40PM (#9875083)
Sorry you are going to miss the lan party here at work.

Have a good vacation.

Boss.